May 2012
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I HATE PEOPLE
que te contesta mal xq si =C
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si tus padres te putean…..todo “esta bien”……
…si..despues de mucho aguantar…vos los puteas,
aunque sea levemente..SOS UN DESUBICADO ¬¬
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April 2012
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Mr. Darcy: How are you this evening, my dear?
Elizabeth Bennet: Very well, although I wish you would not call me "my dear."
Mr. Darcy: *chuckles* Why?
Elizabeth Bennet: Because it's what my father always calls my mother when he's cross about something.
Mr. Darcy: What endearments am I allowed?
Elizabeth Bennet: Well let me think, "Lizzie" for every day, "My Pearl" for Sundays, and "Goddess Divine" but only on VERY special occasions.
Mr. Darcy: And what should I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy?
Elizabeth Bennet: No! No, you may only call me "Mrs. Darcy", when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy.
Mr. Darcy: *he snickers* Then how are you this evening, Mrs. Darcy? *kisses her on the forehead* Mrs. Darcy.. *kisses her on the right cheek* Mrs. Darcy.. *kisses her on the nose* Mrs. Darcy.. *kisses her on the left cheek* Mrs. Darcy.. *finally kisses her on the mouth*
